Thursday, November 10, 2022

Hockey News! Special Edition Vol: 5.07

This is the 108th posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league.  He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.

Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another swell edition of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 5.07.  Silver and Red went head to head this past Monday in the early game of the BPHL slate.  Silver was looking to avenge a SOL from earlier in the season and got on the board twice in the first period and never surrendered the lead.

Silver was again led by Zach Voss, who netted his second consecutive hat trick - a natural in the second period.  Mullendore and Blaszkiewicz also rounded out the scoring.  Rob Barton had a career night with three helpers.  Goaltender Tyler Grosche was solid in net to get his first victory of the season by turning away 26 of 30 shots.

The PLARSHMT & OBMASLF were awarded to Zach Voss.  Alex Cooper worked his tail off in all facets of the game to win the Faceoff Chain for a fourth consecutive game.  This still does not make up for his previous absence and the team stated that his fine is still outstanding and starting to accrue interest.

Stars of the Game

1)  Zach Voss
2)  Jake Mullendore
3)  Rob Barton

Don't forget to check out the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles that really capture the spirit of the thing over at the main blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com.  Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.

Silver is back in action on Thursday, 10 November at RALSTON Arena at 9:45 PM.  If you haven't been to the BRAND NEW BPHL WEBSITE yet, please go and check it out.  Slattery Design has really outdone themselves.  Silver matches up against the FIRST PLACE Double Bubble team (AKA Purple/Pink/White) for the second time this season.  Double Bubble and Silver are both riding winning streaks - something will have to give tonight.  It is going to be a great one!  Free tickets to anyone with visible mustache after 7 days of no shaving.  Also, skunk smelling cologne is being given away in the Double Bubble dressing room pre- and post-game.  Come on down to the Ralston Arena, bring the kids!  We've got entertainment for the whole family.

Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true

Gambling Corner
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 67-37-1
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 32-12-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 16-44-1
Silver Games O/U 50-54-1

Silver vs. Red Recap
Silver -0.5 (+105)
Red +0.5 (-140)

Over 11.5 (-110)
Under 11.5 (-110)

Silver -105
Red +105

Silver vs. Double Bubble Odds
Silver +2.5 (-120)
Double Bubble -2.5 (-110)

Over 11.5 (-110)
Under 11.5 (-110)

Silver +120
Double Bubble -145

Silver
Key Players:  Voss - trying to make it a hat trick of hat tricks.
Trends: 3-3-0 ATS this season. Over is 1-5-0 this season.  Four consecutive unders have hit by a half goal.
Injuries: Parrone (probable - sore from TNH and coaching - would be first appearance of the season)

Double Bubble
Key Players:  Little Chili - Will he run mouth and fight Coop?
Trends: 1-0-0 ATS vs. Silver this season.  Won big against Silver in the first game of the season.
Injuries: Little Chili (probable - getting into a lot of fights and has glass jaw).

BPHL Futures
Odds to win BPHL Regular Season (Teams Stacked with Former NCAA Division I Hockey Players and Even Some Professionals)

Black -1,000,000,000
Gold -990,000,000

Odds to win BPHL Regular Season (Teams not Stacked with Former NCAA Division I Hockey Players and Even Some Professionals)

Silver +125
Double Bubble -155
Red +200

Silver O/U Regular Season Wins (26 games remaining - currently have 2 wins)
Over 11.5 +110
Under 11.5 -110

Silver Makes Playoffs
Yes (OFF)
No +900

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