Thursday, October 29, 2015

The Titles of My Posts Are Part of A Mike Singletary Speech

Week 5 picks were good.  I don't want to win 'em all, just 54%.  The results have been updated on the original post here.  Also, here is a brief summary, including excuses why some bets lost (that's the best part, explaining away why you were on the RIGHT side):
  • Memphis @ Tulsa +10.5 LOSS 66 - 42 (Margin +24) Over 1,200 yards of total offense in this game.  It was a 7 point game early in the 3rd, but Memphis couldn't be stopped.

  • Penn St. @ Maryland +6.5 WIN 31 - 30 (Margin +1) In a game with 8 total turnovers, 5 by Maryland, I don't know what happened.  Didn't watch until the end when Maryland had a couple chances to win outright, but still managed to lose.  Whatever, a win is a win.

  • Mid. Tenn St. +7.5 @ La. Tech LOSS 16 - 45 (Margin +29) Nothing to see here, move along.

  • Missouri @ Vanderbilt +3 WIN 3 - 10 (Margin -7) This line stunk to high heaven.  Produces outright winner.  ANCHOR DOWN!

  • HOU +5 @ MIA LOSS 26 - 44 (Margin +18) Ha ha jokes on you!  I started Tannehill on my fake football team.  Yikes, I guess that new coach is better than the old coach.  Houston is also really bad. 

  • OAK +4 @ SD WIN 37 - 29 (Margin -8) This game was hard to watch if you were a Chargers fan.  It was great garbage time for Phil Rivers (Yes, he is my QB on my OTHER fake football team and yes, I know you don't care).

  • NO +4 @ IND WIN 27 - 21 (Margin -6)  I felt pretty good counting my (hypothetical) money when it was 27 - 0.  I bet other fake football team managers felt good with Andy Luck's stats during garbage time.

NCAA Week 8/NFL Week 7 Record:  4-3-0

Overall 2015 Football Season Record:  22-18-2 (55.0%)

NCAAF 2015 Record (5 weeks) 16-16-1
NFL 2015 Record (5 weeks):  6-2-1

Since my picks will almost never be favorites, I'll track the outright wins of the underdogs in my picks.

Overall 2015 Football Underdog Outright Wins:  14 of 42 (33%)

Something else I'm going to track from now on will be like keeping a total score, but it will show the margin of all my picks.  This point margin will essentially show the value of my picks.  A point margin that is either close to zero OR negative shows good value i.e., the teams I am picking are outscoring their opponents (with and without the spread being factored in).  Example:  NO was getting 4 and also won the game outright by 6.  Margin = -10 with spread and -6 without spread.

Week 1:  -0.5 with spread.  +64 straight up.
Week 2:  -40.5 with spread.  +32 straight up.
Week 3:  +90 with spread.  +160 straight up.
Week 4:  -18 with spread.  +50 straight up.
Week 5;  +10.5 with spread.  +51 straight up.

Total point margin including spread:  +41.5  (+8.3/week)
Total point margin straight up:  +357  (+71.4/week vs +63.1/week spread)

Here are your NCAA Week 9/NFL Week 8 Picks!  Oct 27 - Nov 2 WINNERS! (cue Trombone Shorty music)

I want to start by saying I wish there wasn't Thursday night football, because I had a couple I liked that are underway now.  They aren't over, but it was Miami (OH), E. Mich, and WVU all taking the points.  Let's see how they finish even though they won't be official picks, because I didn't beat kickoff.  (EDIT Friday 7:57 AM CDT These picks went 1-2, so I guess I lucked out.)

Marshall @ Charlotte +17  LOSS

Troy +23.5 @ App. St.  WIN


Nebraska @ Purdue +7.5  WIN


Illinois +4 @ Penn St.  LOSS


C. Mich @ Akron +3  LOSS


Clemson @ NC St. +10.5  LOSS


Georgia +2 @ Florida  LOSS


Tulsa @ SMU +2.5  LOSS

Texas @ ISU +5.5  WIN

Vanderbilt +12 @ Houston  LOSS

Tennessee-Martin (who?) +37  @ Arkansas  WIN

OK St. @ Tex. Tech +1.5  LOSS

Air Force @ Hawaii +6.5  LOSS (EDIT Last three NCAAF picks added at 9:34 CDT on Sat 10/31/15)

TB +8 @ ATL  WIN

ARI @ CLE +6  LOSS

CIN @ PIT -1.5  LOSS (a favorite? I'm going to regret this, I can tell.  UPDATE Friday 11:20 CDT:  This line is back to a pick 'em.  I'll stick with my original choice for now.  I'll be monitoring the line tomorrow.

MIN @ CHI -1  This should be a pick based on my system, but I want the system to be wrong this time.  I am showing it, but I am not taking credit if it wins.  The public loves the Vikes (71% bets on MIN), yet the line has gone from MIN -3 to its current position.  This stinks to high heaven.  UPDATE Friday 11:20 CDT: this line has gone back and forth more than I've ever seen. Vikes are back to being favored again today.  I still think whatever line CHI gets is the RIGHT side so I wouldn't mind taking CHI +1, but I can't touch this game now.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Can't Win With 'Em, Can't Coach With 'Em. Can't Do It!

Still hanging in there in my fourth week of action.  The results have been updated on the original post here.  Also, here is a brief summary:

  • Marshall @ FAU +5.5  LOSS 33 - 17 (Margin +16) Oh well.  Can't win 'em all.

  • Ga. State +13.5 @ Ball State  WIN 31 - 19 (Margin -12) Classic example of the system at work.  Reverse line movement, despite a large majority of the public bets being placed on Ball State.  I knew nothing about the two teams involved, but just based on the numbers, it came out a winner.

  • Nevada @ Wyoming +6.5  WIN 21 - 28 (Margin -7) Win-less Wyoming is gonna cover against a 3-3 Nevada team?  Who needs records or stats?  I certainly didn't look at either.  Another classic example of the system.  System has two outright winners this week (hopefully not just luck - we'll keep track of those from now on).

  • Vanderbilt +2.5 @ South Carolina  LOSS 10 - 19 (Margin +9)  No more Spurrier.  Vandy manages to keep it a 9 point game and only give up 1 TD despite a -3 turnover margin.

  • BC +15.5 @ Clemson  LOSS 17 - 34 (Margin +17) Anemic BC offense.  I hate Clemson. Someone beat them and prove me right.  Trap game. At Miami this week. Book it.

  • TCU @ ISU +20.5  LOSS 45 - 21 (Margin +24)  Looking pretty good after holding a 7 point 1st quarter lead.  All the Cyclones needed to do was put up any kind of points for the remaining 3 quarters.  Went for it on 4th whilst in FG range twice in 4th quarter.

  • DEN @ CLE +4 WIN 26 - 23 OT (Margin +3)  Denver continues to live on the edge.  A long defensive TD and 75 yard passing TD kept Cleveland from winning outright.  OT was horrible and had "bad beat" written all over it.  Luckily Denver continued the trend of being bad on offense.

NCAA Week 7/NFL Week 6 Record:  3-4-0

Overall 2015 Football Season Record:  18-15-2 (54.54%)

NCAAF 2015 Record (4 weeks) 14-14-1
NFL 2015 Record (4 weeks):  4-1-1

Since my picks will almost never be favorites, I'll track the outright wins of the underdogs in my picks.

Overall 2015 Football Underdog Outright Wins:  11 of 35

Here are your NCAA Week 8/NFL Week 7 Picks!  Oct 20 - Oct 26 WINNERS! (cue Trombone Shorty music)

Memphis @ Tulsa +10.5  LOSS

Penn St. @ Maryland +6.5  WIN

Mid. Tenn St. +7.5 @ La. Tech  LOSS

Missouri @ Vanderbilt +3 (Edit: added @ 11:23 AM CDT on Friday 10/23/15)  WIN

HOU +5 @ MIA  LOSS

OAK +4 @ SD  WIN

NO +4 @ IND  WIN

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Damn, That's Your Money Man

Week 3 there was a bit of a regression, but it wasn't terrible.  I may have gone overboard on a couple games.  I'll see if I can't rein that in this week. Week 3 results have been updated here.  Also, here is a brief summary:
  • Akron @ E. Mich +7.5  LOSS 47 - 21 (Margin +26) Let's just try and forget about this MACtion.

  • Kent St. +14.5 @ Toledo  LOSS 7 - 38 (Margin +31) Let's just try and forget about this MACtion.

  • Ga. Tech +7.5 @ Clemson  LOSS 24 - 43 (Margin +19) I refuse to accept that Clemson is good.

  • Georgia @ Tennessee +3  WIN 31 - 38 (Margin -7)  Georgia lost Chubb, but his replacement fared just fine.  Home team rallied in 2nd half to win.

  • Syracuse +2 @ So. Florida  LOSS 24 - 45 (Margin +21)  USF statement game?  How did this happen?

  • Wisconsin +1.5 @ Nebraska  WIN EDIT @ 10:49 AM CDT 10/10/15. Reverse line movement has told me that this pick might be bad. I would change it to Nebraska +2.5.  WIN  23 - 21 (Margins -2 and +2)  This one was a winner for both picks (even if Wisconsin missed their last second FG).  It's the impossible dream to bet both sides and win both, so I'm counting it.

  • Northwestern +7.5 @ Michigan  LOSS 0 - 38 (Margin +38)  Hmm. Does this mean Minnesota will lose to Michigan by 65?

  • TCU @ Kansas St. +10.5  WIN 52 - 45 (Margin +7)  Crazy game that KSU probably should have won outright (two weeks in a row).

  • CHI +10 @ KC  WIN 18 - 17 (Margin -1)  Winning outright was a pleasant surprise, here.

  • BUF @ TEN +1  PUSH 14 - 13 (Margin +1)  This line was larger earlier in the week, would have been a winner.  TEN should have won outright.  Push is a win!

  • ARI @ DET +2.5 LOSS 42 - 17 (Margin +25)  Well what do you expect when you turn it over 6 times?

NCAA Week 6/NFL Week 5 Record:  5-6-1

Overall 2015 Football Season Record:  15-11-2 (57.69%)

Without further ado, here are your NCAA Week 7/NFL Week 6 Picks!  Oct 13 - Oct 19 WINNERS! (cue Trombone Shorty music)

Marshall @ FAU +5.5  LOSS

Ga. State +13.5 @ Ball State  WIN

Nevada @ Wyoming +6.5  WIN

Vanderbilt +2.5 @ South Carolina  LOSS

BC +15.5 @ Clemson  LOSS

TCU @ ISU +20.5  LOSS

DEN @ CLE +4  WIN


Thursday, October 8, 2015

I WANT PEOPLE THAT WANNA WIN!

Continued with a good second week, which has been updated with results here.  Also here is a brief summary:
  • WVU +7 @ OU - LOSS 24 - 44 (Margin +20) Was a 7 point game with just over a quarter to play. Then it all fell apart.

  • Alabama +1.0 @ Georgia - WIN 38 - 10 (Margin -28) Whoopin' from start to finish.

  • Texas Tech +17 @ Baylor - LOSS 35 - 63 (Margin +28) Baylor's offense is stupid along with Big 12 defenses.

  • Nebraska @ Illinois +7 - WIN 13 - 14 (Margin -1) Despite getting shorted a down, this one was over early second half when Nebraska forgot how to make points.

  • Kansas St. +7.5 @ Oklahoma St. - WIN 34 - 36 (Margin +2) Failed 2PT and late field goal kept this one out of KSU's grasp.

  • Ole Miss @ Florida +7.5 - WIN 10 - 38 (Margin -28) Whoopin' from start to finish.

  • Vanderbilt +3 @ Midd. Tenn St. - WIN 17 - 13 (Margin -4) SEC vs. Conf. USA? SEC better win that game.  I don't care if it's Vanderbilt.

  • Notre Dame +2 @ Clemson - PUSH 22 - 24 (Margin +2) If the Catholics would have kicked the PATs instead of chasing 2PT conversions when only down 12 with an entire quarter to play, they might still be playing this game.  Glad they didn't because OT might have cost me. Push is a win! Or maybe they shouldn't have turned it over 4 times. Yeah, maybe that.

  • Arizona +13.5 @ Stanford - LOSS 17 - 55 (Margin +38) Yikes!  I forgot Anu Solomon was out. Probably not the best move.

  • MIN +7 @ DEN - WIN 20 - 23 (Margin +3) Denver is more overrated than normal this season, but that defense is good.

NCAA Week 5/NFL Week 4 Record:  6-3-1

Overall 2015 Football Season Record:  10-5-1

Without further ado, here are your NCAA Week 6/NFL Week 5 Picks!  Oct 6 - Oct 12 WINNERS!

Akron @ E. Mich +7.5  LOSS

Kent St. +14.5 @ Toledo  LOSS

Ga. Tech +7.5 @ Clemson  LOSS

Georgia @ Tennessee +3  WIN

Syracuse +2 @ So. Florida  LOSS

Wisconsin +1.5 @ Nebraska  WIN EDIT @ 10:49 AM CDT 10/10/15. Reverse line movement has told me that this pick might be bad. I would change it to Nebraska +2.5.  WIN

Northwestern +7.5 @ Michigan  LOSS

TCU @ Kansas St. +10.5  WIN

CHI +10 @ KC  WIN

BUF @ TEN +1  PUSH

ARI @ DET +2.5 (this one really stinks)  LOSS

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Winner$ Experiment Week 2

Started off with a good first week, which has been updated with results here.  Also here is a brief summary:
  • Maryland +17 @ WVU - LOSS: 6 - 45 (Margin +39) My tribute to SVP did NOT pay off. Terps suck.

  • Midd. Tenn St. +4 @ Illinois - WIN: 25 - 27 (Margin +2) Failed 2PT and late 51 yard field goal kept Blue Raiders from an outright win.

  • Miss. State +2.5 @ Auburn - WIN: 17 - 9 (Margin -8)  Was a bit afraid of this because I thought the Bulldogs should have been favored. Must have been a home game thing. Auburn is terrible.

  • Ohio +10.5 @ Minnesota - WIN: 24 - 27 (Margin +3)  This was just hometown knowledge.  Almost like stealing.

  • UMass +29.5 @ Notre Dame - LOSS: 27 - 62 (Margin +35)  One garbage time TD away from backdoor cover.

  • PHI +1 @ NYJ - WIN:  24 - 17 (Margin -7) Thought the 2-0 Jets (who looked good) playing the 0-2 Eagles (who looked like garbage) should have been favored by more than 1 at home. Stinky line. Jump on the dog.
NCAA Week 4/NFL Week 3 Record:  4-2-0

Overall 2015 Football Season Record:  4-2-0

NCAA Week 5/NFL Week 4 Picks!  Sep. 29 - Oct 5

WVU +7 @ OU  LOSS

Alabama +1.0 @ Georgia  WIN

Texas Tech +17 @ Baylor  LOSS

Nebraska @ Illinois +7  WIN

Kansas St. +7.5 @ Oklahoma St.  WIN

Ole Miss @ Florida +7.5  WIN

Vanderbilt +3 @ Midd. Tenn St.  WIN

Notre Dame +2 @ Clemson  PUSH

Arizona +13.5 @ Stanford  WIN

MIN +7 @ DEN  WIN

Thursday, September 24, 2015

I Want Winners!

After a prolonged absence, I've decided that my web presence needed to be pumped back up to a healthier level.  All I needed to do was to figure out how to accomplish that feat.  After months passed and countless man-hours were spent in the think tank brainstorming, scheming, plotting, and pondering thousands of ideas for the blog reformat project, my people still came up with zero good solutions to the problem at hand.

Who needs a new idea anyway?  Take something that is proven, and copy it.  Original ideas don't exist anymore, not really.  Those ideas that seem new are just copied from something else that is good and probably tweaked just a bit to seem new, but it's really just another form of the same thing.

Example 1:  There is an event that will have one of two outcomes.  Let people choose between the two outcomes with the promise of a prize.  To be eligible for the prize, let people give you something of value that is equal to the promised prize, plus ten percent.  After the event reaches one of the two outcomes, return everything plus the prize to people with a correct outcome choice.  Keep everything you collected from the people with an incorrect outcome choice.  As long as the value collected from either side does not exceed 52.38% of the total value collected, you will have made a gain in your collection.  There is one more thing.  You can manipulate which outcome is more likely to be chosen simply by adjusting the odds of the outcomes.  That way, you can make sure the value of one side stays under 52.38%, thus ensuring you make gains on every outcome you offer to people.  It sounds complicated and it is, to the people choosing between outcomes of events.  It isn't really that complicated for you, since you are creating a win-win scenario for yourself on every event.

The last paragraph is describing how sports gambling works in the most basic terms.

Event = Any sporting event
Choosing an outcome = placing a bet on a sporting event
Prize = dollar value of payout to correct bets
Something of value equal to the prize plus ten percent = dollar value of bet

Organizations who take bets (from now on known as the house) rarely lose money on bets because they set it up that way.  The best scenario for the house leaves them with zero risk (i.e., the value of bets place on each side is split 52.38% to 47.62% or less when using the above bet/payout ratio, which is: Bet $110, win $100. $210 total payout).  The house wins nothing on a 52.38% to 47.62% split and loses money on anything higher.  As the split gets closer to 50/50, the house makes more money.  If bets are split 50/50, the house pays the winners 100% of their money back (50% of the pot), plus their payout, which is 45.45% of the pot (part of the losing side's money).  That is a total payout of 95.45%, which leaves the house its cut of 4.55% of all money bet.  That may not seem like much, but considering the risk is zero as long as the house keeps the money bet on either side relatively equal, it's free cash.  Take $1 million in bets, keep it 50/50 for both sides, net $45.5K.  It's lucrative.

Example 2:  I don't want to come up with a vague way to describe Fantasy Sports (so I'm not going to), but Fantasy Sports is example 2 of something that is good.  By "good," I mean it attracts people to participate.  I'm still not convinced it is actually good and have contemplated quitting fantasy sports altogether, many, many times.

Put examples 1 and 2 together, give them a little tweak, and you get the phenomenon that has completely taken over television advertising and happens to be a billion dollar industry: Daily Fantasy Sports (DFS) (AKA Draft Kings, Fan Duel, etc.)  Two good things put together, tweaked to seem new, but actually is still a form of the same thing.  My point is made.  New ideas are for the birds!

Please don't try and tell me that DFS is not gambling because it is "skill-based."  I'm already not listening.  Sports gambling is skill-based too, but it's still freakin' gambling.  The people with the skill in either scenario are few and far between.  These people also have unlimited information available to them, and even more likely, unlimited funds relative to the typical degenerates who end up losing their house or fingers because they are actually just GAMBLING.

If you are putting money down on an outcome which you have no control over to try and win money, that's gambling.  Plain and simple.  Playing normal fantasy sports is and always has been gambling anyways.  Typically it involves a lot less money, but it's still gambling.  Nobody is out there playing fantasy sports for the thrill of victory or pride.  If you are, then you are an idiot, or a better man than I.  I'm not convinced which one.

There are people with a very particular set of skills that allow them to win money "gambling."  Basically they are stealing money from your average joe gambler who thinks they might just WIN A MILLION DOLLARS on a $25 investment.  (Sidebar: Hmmmm, that sounds familiar.....oh yeah, it's called the lottery.)  Let's call the guys with the skills, Sharps.  There are Sharps in both worlds (sports gambling and DFS).  The Sharps decrease your chances of winning down to lottery-type odds.

This is what I imagine a sharp to look like.

I used to be one of those guys who thought I could win a significant amount of money on sports betting.  Don't get me wrong, it's not like I never won any bets!  John Q. Gambler will probably win quite a few bets too!  The point is, if you continue long enough and you aren't a sharp, you are going to lose.  I carried on betting regularly for just under a year.  I wagered as little as $4 on parlays and as much as $67 on straight bets.  All in all, I put just under $5K on the line.  How much did I have to show for it?  A whopping $171.57 (Yes it is exactly that much, I tracked it in a spreadsheet).  That's mostly (only) because I put $10 on the Dallas Mavericks to win the NBA title at 20/1.  So for all the agony and stress that my gambling gave me, I decided it wasn't quite worth it any more.

Also, I will never do DFS.  I think it's the one of the dumbest things you can do gambling.  I can't wait for it to actually be considered GAMBLING (it will be soon), because maybe then I won't have to hear all the advertisements.  At least with sports gambling, I knew who my opponent was, the house, odds makers that have lots of data to set the line or spread in order to favor themselves.  In DFS you are going up against thousands of people in the contests and probably hundreds of them have greater informational and financial resources than me.  I think there are head to head DFS match ups, but that seems even more like straight up gambling to me.  All of this is leading up to my original point of this post, where I'm going to start gambling on sports again, sort of.  I don't know how I got this far off track.  I guess I needed to explain it to myself (literally, since zero people are going to read this).

I'm not about to jump back in head first.  I'm going to drop a toe in, see how it feels, tease the water a bit.  Maybe I won't even get all the way in.  Maybe I'll decide the waters aren't inviting enough.  As I'm writing this, I remember why I went on a long-winded rant about new ideas and combining good ideas with tweaks!  It's because I'm going to copy someone else's good idea as an experiment.  ESPN talent Scott Van Pelt has given out 5 bets (he calls the segment WINNERS) each week (for entertainment purposes only) for as long as I have listened to his radio program which has shifted over to his television program.  As he has oft said, "I don't want to win 'em all, just 53%."  Not sure on the actual percentage he uses in the quote, but he is alluding to what I mentioned before, if you win 52.38% of your bets with the typical bet/payout ratio of $110/100, you won't lose money (of course at that percent you won't win either, but in gambling - a push is a win and if you aren't losing, you're winning).

For the last two years, SVP has done just a little bit better (than 53%) against the spread (against the number), which inclined me to listen up just a little bit, because of his strategy.  He does more research than I do (probably), but he basically looks for the worst spreads available and bets all underdogs.  The reasoning behind it is very interesting and it has to do with the Sharps.  Lines that are stinky (as he calls them) usually show a team that is perceived by public opinion to be much better than their opponent, but favored by a smaller margin.  The explanation for that is simple, the Sharps have enough money on one side to keep the line from moving up, even with all the money John Q. Gambler and the public are putting on it.  That's it.  So if you are good at identifying those lines that stink, you are essentially getting the Sharps knowledge with little effort and all the reward!  That's how SVP has picked slightly better than 60% against the number for two years straight.  Now don't get crazy, at that rate, you are only winning $14.45 for every $100 you wager, but that's why it's not profitable unless you have tons of money to invest.  It's quite remarkable.

I'm going to give out my own winners and see how I do (for entertainment purposes only).  SVP gives out 5 each week, so I might limit it to that after a few weeks, but I'm not starting out that way.  Have to tweak it a little, right?

Week of Sep 22-28.  I WANT WINNERS!

  +17 @   LOSS
                     +4 @   WIN
 +2.5 @  Auburn WIN
  +10.5 @  WIN
 +29.5 @  LOSS
        +1 @  WIN

Friday, July 10, 2015