Monday, October 24, 2022

Hockey News! Special Edition Vol: 5.04

This is the 105th posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league.  He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.

Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another super edition of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 5.04.  Silver and Gold played the first PRECIOUS METALS game of the young season last Monday.  Silver team left the ice wishing they hadn't shown up (score sheet indicates they didn't) - or that at least maybe Gold had to forfeit.  Gold scored early and often, removing any hope of the first Silver victory (against Gold) since that fateful night in March 2020.

Silver was coming off bittersweet games against Red and the perennial powerhouse Black.  On one hand, they were feeling confident with the late-stage comeback to force a shootout versus Red while having a chance to steal a win late in the game versus Black, which felt kind of sweet!  On the other hand, both games resulted in taking Ls, making them both quite bitter pills to swallow.  As the saying goes, what does not kill you only makes you stronger and the Silver team will use these experiences to put together a winning strategy as the season continues.  If not, hearing the Gold team chanting, "IT'S NOT WORTH WINNING IF YOU CAN'T WIN BIG!!" from their dressing room will certainly do the trick in the future.  I mean, seriously, what a bunch of pathetic losers!

The PLARSHMT & OBMASLF are not awarded in losses.  They are ONLY FOR WINNERS.  Despite the loss, Alex Cooper worked his tail off in all facets of the game to win the Faceoff Chain.  This nearly makes up for his previous absence and the team stated that his fine was only partially paid as of last Monday.

Stars of the Game

1)  Butch Simpson
2)  Billy Wilson
3)  Alex Cooper

Don't forget to check out the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles that really capture the spirit of the thing over at the main blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com.  Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.

Silver is back in action on Monday, 24 October at RALSTON Arena at 8:15 PM.  Silver and Pink/Purple/White will battle in their first meeting this season.  Both teams are in the standings cellar and are eager to start the climb to the top.  It's the first night of SPOOKY WEEK at the rink, so come on in for some free tricks or treats!  Free tickets to anyone wearing a costume!  One could argue that is more of a trick than a treat, but just knowing that Black or Gold will get a loss tonight will make attending worthwhile.

Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true

Gambling Corner
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 65-37-1
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 31-12-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 15-44-1
Silver Games O/U 50-52-1

2022-23 PRECIOUS METALS GAME 1 Recap
Silver +2.5 (-130)
Gold -2.5 (+110)

Over 15.5 (-110)
Under 15.5 (-110)

Silver +120
Gold -1500

Silver vs. Purple/Pink/White Odds
Silver +1.5 (-110)
Purple/Pink/White -1.5 (+120)

Over 11.5 (-110)
Under 11.5 (-110)

Silver +120
Purple/Pink/White -135

Silver
Key Players:
Blaszkiewicz - still looking to get on the score sheet in a major way. Bednarz - looking to get off the scheid.  Smellie - projected to make Silver debut.
Trends: 1-2-0 ATS this season. Over is 1-2-0 this season.
Injuries: Cooper (probable - needs to attend to pay the rest of his fine).  Gangelhoff (questionable - sore from bowling)

Purple/Pink/White
Key Players:  
Quinn White - best goalie in the league.
Trends: 0-0-0 ATS vs. Silver this season.
Injuries: Entire team (probable - hazy relaxed feeling with a touch of the munchies).

BPHL Futures
Odds to win BPHL Regular Season (Teams Stacked with Former NCAA Division I Hockey Players and Even Some Professionals)

Black -1,000,000,000
Gold -990,000,000

Odds to win BPHL Regular Season (Teams not Stacked with Former NCAA Division I Hockey Players and Even Some Professionals)

Silver +160
Purple/Pink/White +110
Red +170

Silver O/U Regular Season Wins (29 games remaining - currently have 0 wins)
Over 11.5 +110
Under 11.5 -110

Silver Makes Playoffs
Yes (OFF)
No +900

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