This is the 74th posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league. He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.
Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another scandalous article of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 3.22. Silver team continued their domination of Teal last Monday night, skating to a 9 - 3 victory. It was a closer game than it probably should have been for most of the first period, but then Silver scored three goals in less than a minute which took any remaining wind out of Teal's sails. Teal struggled to generate offensive pressure on Watson, the Silver goal tender, scoring on two extremely odd bounces. The other goal was deflected in the net by a Silver defender. When asked about the lackluster offensive output, Teal team captain Max Honaker said, "We have to give credit where credit is due. The Silver back line was phenomenal tonight and we could not break through the veteran defense of Gangelhoff and Staiger. We are going to keep pushing and plugging away and sooner or later they'll start popping in the net for us."
The PLARSHMT & OBMASLF were awarded to the entire Silver team after the true team effort was put on display to get the win. Alex Cooper again took home his namesake Faceoff Chain.
Now Hockey News! would like to point your attention to some interesting information the i-team recently came across. The BPHL has had many members over the years, coming from many walks of life and backgrounds. It is hard to imagine anyone using the BPHL to spread blatant false information and propaganda, but the i-team has uncovered just that. A player on the Gold team (Silver's bitter inferior rival) is making false claims on his own business website. The short bio of the player is claiming that he has "coached" the Gold team into a "seventh consecutive championship team." First of all, there are no coaches in the BPHL - check your programs. Second of all, there are no records of Gold winning seven consecutive championships, the BPHL site has no archives and the season records and stats are erased at the start of the next season. Case closed. The years those "championships" were "won" are mysteriously left out of the bio. If it was intended to include the 2019-20 season in the championships, that claim is also easy to refute. There was no champion crowned for the season in the normal playoff format, but there was a regular season champion crowned after conclusion of the last PRECIOUS METALS game of last season. Silver dominated the game and thus earned the title of Superior Precious Metal Team - BPHL 2019-20. Lucky for our readers, we have documentation of that game right HERE to back up the claim. This web of lies from the Gold team will only fuel the heated PRECIOUS METALS rivalry which due to the weight of Silver (much lighter than gold) will likely lead to many future victories.
Don't forget to check out the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles that really capture the spirit of the thing over at the main blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com. Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.
Stars of the Game
2) Silver Team
Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 47-25-1
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 22-10-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 11-30-0
Silver Games O/U 36-36-1
Under 10.5 (-110)
Teal +115
Silver +4.5 (-150)
Under 16.5 (-110)
Black -10,000
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