Thursday, January 14, 2021

Hockey News! Special Edition Vol: 3.23

This is the 75th posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league.  He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.

Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another black as night article of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 3.23.  Silver team dropped another heartbreaker to Black on Monday night, falling by a score of 6 - 11.  The game was much closer then the score indicated but Black's newly converted goalie and former standout forward for the White team, CJ Tate, could not be beaten.  The game also marked the returns of Evans and Parrone back into the comfy folds of the Silver lineup.  Both were clearly working hard during their leaves of absence, showing hardly any rust.

The PLARSHMT & OBMASLF were actually awarded to the entire Black team for being so much better then everyone in the league and proving their dominance will probably never be matched so long as Danny White is out there busting his butt, making sure every last one of them has a job, right there at Tactical 88.  The Faceoff Chain trophy has gone missing.  Please call Alex Cooper if you have any information about its whereabouts.

Don't forget to check out the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles that really capture the spirit of the thing over at the main blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com.  Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.

Stars of the Game

1) Greg Gaglips
2) Dana Wight
3) Mick Jungger

Silver is back in action Thursday, 14 January at RALSTON Arena at 9:45 PM.  Silver battles Teal for the second time in ten days.  Teal will be looking to avenge their recent loss and get the Silver Monkey off their back.  If victorious, they will join the Red Jaguars and Purple Parrots for a victory lap around the Hidden Temple.  Come on down to the Ralston Arena, bring the kids!  We've got entertainment for the whole family.

Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true

Gambling Corner
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 47-26-1
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 22-10-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 11-31-0
Silver Games O/U 37-36-1


Silver/Black Recap
Silver +4.5 (-150)
Black -4.5 (+110)

Over 16.5 (-110)
Under 16.5 (-110)

Silver +120
Black -10,000

Silver/Teal Odds
Silver -2.5 (+135)
Teal +2.5 (-165)

Over 13.5 (-110)
Under 13.5 (-110)

Silver -130
Teal +125

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