Hockey News! Special Edition Vol: 2.10 and 2.11

Twenty-ninth and thirtieth posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league.  He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.

Greetings hockey fans and welcome to first time every DOUBLE article of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 2.10 and 2.11.  That's what happens when you miss a deadline coming off a holiday weekend.  Silver went 1-1 over their last two games against Teal and Gold.  Can you guess which opponent resulted in which outcome?

There was some mighty fine play displayed in both games.  Can you guess which teams played well?  Silver scored 8 goals in one game and 2 goals in the other.  Can you guess which opponent gave up more goals?  Well, if you guessed Silver beat Gold and lost to Teal, Silver played well against Gold and Teal played well against Silver, and Silver scored 8 against Gold and 2 against Teal, you'd be DEAD WRONG.  However, if you had money on Chris Schneider making a return to the ice, you'd be DEAD RIGHT!  Either way, it looks like you'd be dead.

Teal scored 6 goals on breakaways and may not have registered many other shots, but those other shots were easily handled by the Silver net-minder (clearly his wife told him she had money on the over).  It was touch and go for a minute before Silver took the lead for good.  Credit has to be given to this veteran team for not panicking when Teal put the pressure on.  The third Precious Metals game of the season was tight for 11 minutes with Gold leading by the slimmest of margins at 3-2.  The second period started with Gold leading 5-2 and the inferior metal team never looked back, except to see their "injured reserve" goalie watching from behind the glass.  Perhaps Billy Wilson will get over his Silver FLU for the 4th installment of the PRECIOUS METALS game.

Big thanks to the Pizza West cooks for sucking at their job on the right day.  It turns out pizza tastes good even after a close loss to Gold.  Are these the same photos?

Stars of the Game vs Teal
1) Taylor Law
2) Crazy-Legs
3) Blue Jersey Fast Guy

Stars of the Game vs Gold
1) Gerald Strako
2) Donald Brisson
3) Matthew Slattery

Silver plays their second game of the Home and Home against Gold tonight at RALSTON at 9:45 PM.  Leftover butterball turkeys are still available.  No purchase necessary.

Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true

Gambling Corner
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 16-12-0
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 8-3-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 5-12-0
Silver Games O/U 9-18-1

Silver/Teal Recap

Silver -220
Teal +190

Over 9.5 (-110)
Under 9.5 (-110)

Silver -2.5 (+110)
Teal +2.5 (-110)

Silver/Gold Recap (12/2/19)

Silver ML +OFF
Gold ML -OFF

Over OFF (-110)
Under OFF (-110)

Silver +OFF (-110)

Gold -OFF (+110)

Silver/Gold Odds

Silver +950
Gold -875

Over 13.5 (-110)
Under 13.5 (-110)

Silver +7.5 (-110)
Gold -7.5 (+110)