Friday, February 15, 2019

Hockey News! Special Edition Vol: 2

Second posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league.  He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.


Greetings Hockey fans!  Can you believe it's already volume 2 of the Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition?  I'm sure you can't, but it's happening anyway.  Silver team looked to bounce back after the tough loss suffered to Gold on Monday.  Lucky for them, the team they faced next was clinging to a 1-16-1 record.

Silver team was feeling a bit grim in the dressing room during pre-game as they only had 5 skaters suiting up with little time left before warm-ups.  Luckily, BAH-LOCK-EH and Robbie joined them just before puck drop and they managed to convince some Black team players to join them.  They must not have been satisfied after their freshly finished ROUT of Red team 12-3.  They were just getting the taste for blood, and Purple team was the main course!


Silver quickly took the lead, but Purple team bore down and eventually took the lead!  It may even have been a two goal lead at some point (largest lead of the season - sources).  Silver team hardly panicked and easily poured in a few more goals to regain the lead for good.  Our Black team helpers even skipped the third period and left Silver to lock in the win on their own merits.  Silver didn't disappoint and they remain undefeated*.  They look to make a winning stream on Monday against Red at 10 PM.


Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this so it's gotta be true

*against Purple

Gambling Corner


Silver/Purple Recap


Silver -120

Purple +5000

Over 12.5 (-110)

Under 12.5 (-110)

Silver -1.5 (-150)

Purple +1.5 (+110)

Silver/Red Odds


Silver +250

Red -190

Over 18.5 (-110)
Under 18.5 (-110)

Silver +2.5 (+120)

Red -2.5 (-120)

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