Hockey News! Special Edition Vol: 3.20

This is the 72nd posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league.  He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.

Greetings hockey fans and welcome to the final 2020 article of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 3.20.  Silver bounced back last Monday night, beating Red handily by a score of 9 - 5.  Post-game celebrations were immediately held at Winner$.  A Benny Snell Jr. touchdown was needed in the second half to buy a round of shots reminding everyone how much better money won is over money earned.

PRESTIGIOUS LA ROSS SILVER HELMET MEMORIAL TROPHY
Photo credit L.B. Jeffries
Zach Voss - 5 G, 1.5 venison sticks

The PLARSHMT & OBMASLF were awarded to Zach Voss who scored at least five of Silver's goals, posting a new career high.  He was also awarded the Shiny Alex Cooper Fake Gold Faceoff Chain because of the bling factor - although Gold is the inferior metal, Silver and Gold things go together.  The Ag Player Silver Spotlight submission from Ned Braden is missing this week along with Ned himself.  Things didn't quite pan out in the gambling world over the Christmas holiday week and it is highly likely he is lamming it until things cool down and he can get enough scratch together to avoid getting "the chop," and I'm not talking about his foreskin, either.

In other Silver team news, Barrett Jeffrey Evans has been added to the projected 2038 roster.  Until then, he'll be looking to add quite a bit of mass to his 7.5 lb, 1.6 ft frame.  Congratulations Jeffrey and Laura!

Barrett Jeffrey Evans*
Photo credit L.B. Jeffries
*not pictured in actual photo - Barrett Jeffrey Evans

Don't forget to check out the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles that really capture the spirit of the thing over at the main blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com.  Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.

Stars of the Game

1) Zach Voss
2) Jeff Harris

3) Barrett Jeffrey Evans

Silver is back in action Monday, 28 December at RALSTON Arena at 8:45 PM.  Silver battles Gold in the 5th 2020 PRECIOUS METALS GAME and needs to get a W to turn the tide of the season series before it gets out of hand.  Come on down to the Ralston Arena, bring the kids!  We've got entertainment for the whole family.

Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true

Gambling Corner
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 46-24-1
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 21-10-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 11-29-0
Silver Games O/U 34-36-1

Silver/Red Recap

Silver -0.5 (+105)

Red +0.5 (-135)

Over 10.5 (-110)
Under 10.5 (-110)

Silver -105
Red +105

2020 PRECIOUS METALS GAME 5 Odds
Silver +2.5 (-145)

Gold -2.5 (+110)

Over 12.5 (-110)
Under 12.5 (-110)

Silver +190
Gold -1,200