Hockey News! Special Edition Vol: 3.15

This is the 67th posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league.  He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.

Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another recounted article of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 3.15.  Silver took White to the woodshed and beat them handily by a score of 12 - 2 (there is an error in the league page box score).  The Whites were a little short-handed and also had a rookie goalie in the net, but their lack of offense likely made those points moot.  Silver won outright as dogs, beat the spread (traditionally have struggled with the Whites), hit the over by themselves, and won a lot of faceoffs.  In fact, one player was 100% in FOW.

PRESTIGIOUS LA ROSS SILVER HELMET MEMORIAL TROPHY
Photo credit L.B. Jeffries
Dustin Gangelhoff - 3 G, 3 A, 3 pregame Lattes

The PLARSHMT & OBMASLF were awarded to Dustin Gangelhoff who got Silver on the board quickly, which lead to the eventual unsurmountable lead.  The Ag Player Silver Spotlight features the same Dustin Gangelhoff, who decided to let a woman make an honest man of himself prior to the Thanksgiving feast.  Gangelhoff is a former Cobalt player that came over in free agency a few years ago for a 1-year deal which included at least $3.75 (if spent at Winner$ on Mich Ultra).  Somehow, he has managed to get an extension each year.

He ain't big but he sure tastes good.

Loins are good.

Recently he ended a 12 year hiatus from hunting deer and went out to get some meat on what he was eyeing as his new future land.  He was successful and that was enough to make him sign his death certificate and go further into debt.  What a success story!

What a beauty! Oh and she looks nice too.

Don't forget to check out the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles that really capture the spirit of the thing over at the main blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com.  Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.

Stars of the Game

1) Dustin Gangelhoff
2) Griffith Watson

3) Jeff Harris

Honorable Mention Alex "Coop" Cooper (100% FOW)

Silver is back in action Thursday, 3 December at RALSTON Arena at 8:30 PM.  Silver looks to take down Teal again, being the only team to have defeated them in every game played in the entire BPHL history (2-0-0 this season).  Come on down to the Ralston Arena, bring the kids!  We've got entertainment for the whole family.

Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true

Gambling Corner
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 43-22-1
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 20-9-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 10-27-0
Silver Games O/U 32-33-1

Silver/White Recap

Silver +1.0 (-105)
White -1.0 (+105)

Over 10.5 (-110)
Under 10.5 (-110)

Silver +110
White -125

Silver/Teal Odds
Silver +0.5 (-135)
Teal -0.5 (+105)

Over 11.5 (-110)
Under 11.5 (-110)

Silver +100
Teal -105