This is the 66th posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league. He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.
Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another recounted article of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 3.14. Silver was trounced in last Monday's precious metals game - if you can really call it a game. Gold scored early and often to win easily by a score of 9 - 3. This drops Silver's record in the season series to 0-2-1. Game four of the series is set for 7 December - which happens to be the date Silver will be unveiling a whole new attitude. Aside from getting the power play together, their bus will be decorated to look mean, they will be "putting on the foil," and "Lady of Spain" will no longer be allowed to be played over the loud speakers at the arena.
The PLARSHMT & OBMASLF were again not awarded. The Ag Player Silver Spotlight was not submitted to the editor in time to make post due to the turkey, stuffing, and lefse consumption of the writing staff during the break. The Hockey News! staff wishes everyone a belated Happy Thanksgiving!
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| Hopefully you spent the holiday with the ones you care about, as the above most certainly did. |
Don't forget to check out the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles that really capture the spirit of the thing over at the main blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com. Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.
Stars of the Game
2) Jaquobin Slackow
Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 42-22-1
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 20-9-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 9-27-0
Silver Games O/U 31-33-1
Gold -3.5 (+105)
Under 15.5 (-110)
Gold -165
Silver +1.0 (-105)
White -1.0 (+105)
Under 10.5 (-110)
White -125
1 comment:
Just a pathetic effort all around. The only thing in life that lets me down more is being a Husker fan! That effort against gold made me want to puke. I burned the bootleg Ag jersey I bought in the parking lot a few weeks back. Hopefully you can turn things around. This fan base is hungry for something other then a middle of the road finish and first round exit in playoffs.
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