This is the thirty-eighth posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league. He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.
Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another mediocre article of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 2.19. Just as this reporter suspected, Silver fell for the trap game and lost to White last Monday by a score of 4 - 7 with one disallowed goal. Paul Bednarz just chuckled to himself after going bar-down glove and completing a wicked snipe-celly and then seeing the head of BPHL officiating stare blankly back at him as play was not stopped. Had the goal been called properly, it likely would have led Silver to a furious comeback victory. Instead, it led to a debilitating loss.
Player/coach/GM Jim Derouchey was also seen trying to rally the team, skating haphazardly around White's goalie shouting things like, "Suzanne sucks pussy!" Evidently these taunts did not affect the young goal-tender as Silver would have hoped - they definitely did not have a back-up goalie, should he have decided to start a line brawl and get ejected from the game.
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Stars of the Game
1) Paul Bednarz
2) Blake Koster (make-up for last game against Gold for his last second heroics and apparent clairvoyance)
3) Robbie Barton (for being present in spirit)
Silver is back in action against BLACK tonight at RALSTON at 7:30 PM. The top team has had some injuries lately and only been able to dress 6 or 7 skaters. Being shorthanded has not led to any faltering as they have rattled off 20 wins in a row since their opening game loss against Gold. Silver will hope they are being overlooked and bring them to their knees playing an old-fashioned brand of hockey, or "old-time hockey" like Eddie Shore.
Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true
Gambling Corner
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 24-15-0
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 11-6-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 7-15-0
Silver Games O/U 16-22-1
Silver/White Recap
Silver -105
White +100
Over 9.5 (-110)
Under 9.5 (-110)
Silver -0.5 (+110)
White +0.5 (-110)
Silver/Black Odds
Silver +9975
Black -10000
Over 13.5 (-110)
Under 13.5 (-110)
Silver +8.5 (+110)
Black -8.5 (-110)
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