Thursday, December 26, 2019

Hockey News! Special Edition Vol: 2.15

This is the thirty-fourth posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league.  He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.

Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another absolutely fabulous article of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 2.15.  Black team gave more than extra effort on the ice last Thursday, barely edging out Silver by a score of 12 - 2.  Clearly the game was not out of reach for Silver as Black felt the need to be floating guys on the far blue line in hopes of getting more breakaways to get that game-icing goal.  No one can fault them on a lack of effort.

At one tense moment in the game (Black was ONLY up 8 - 1), Marlon Bertier was flying around in his team's offensive zone when he was met with slight contact in the lower body, impeding his path.  Bertier immediately started shoving the Silver player up near the face, clearly thinking that, as God's gift to hockey, he shouldn't be touched on the ice.  The Silver player laughed in his face and was heard saying, "If I hit you, trust me you'll know."  Bertier must have left the ice after that because he seemed to be invisible the rest of the game.

On to bonus league coverage as Red battled Teal in the night cap.  Teal had a short bench and was up against it before recruiting two Silver players to help out.  Although it isn't for certain, this seems to have tipped the scales for Teal who routed Red by a score of 12 - 5.  Some say this was the payback for Red using two Gold players against Silver when they already had enough skaters (illegal subs) and ended up beating Silver by a slim margin.  Will the Red team captain learn his lesson or will he set himself up to lose to Teal all season long?  (Teal has 3 wins on the season - all against Red).

Don't forget to checkout the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles over at the blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com.  Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.

Stars of the Game
1) Marlon Bertier
2) Barry Marsh
3) Karl Thomas

Silver plays yet another PRECIOUS METALS game tonight at RALSTON at 9:45 PM.  Get ready for this one, it's going to be a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE ON ICE!

Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true

Gambling Corner
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 19-14-0
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 8-4-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 6-14-0
Silver Games O/U 10-21-1

Silver/Black Recap

Silver +99,999
Black -100,000

Over 16.5 (-110)
Under 16.5 (-110)

Silver +9.5 (-110)
Black -9.5 (+110)

Puck Drop Adjusted Line
Silver +12.5 (-145)
Black -12.5 (+125)

Silver/Gold Odds

Silver +325
Gold -475

Over 9.5 (-110)
Under 9.5 (-110)

Silver +7.5 (-110)
Gold -7.5 (+110)

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