Twenty-fifth posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league. He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.
Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another stupendous article of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 2.6. Silver team earned a victory in a hard-fought game against Red last Monday. The first meeting for the two teams this season finished 7-6.
The ice sheet was tilted one way all night with at least 11 goals being scored on one end. Luckily for Silver, they played offense in that end two times. It's hard to say what caused that phenomenon, whether it be the lighting, the net size, or the shoddy play of each team's defense. We can be sure that both teams have made the proper adjustments after studying the film. If either team comes out with goalies in sunglasses or larger pads or have much better players on their roster, we'll have the reason narrowed down. After taking a somewhat sizable lead mid-way through the first, Silver quickly surrendered the lead in the second, before netting a late equalizer and game winning goal in the third on a nifty play from the game's number one star.
There was a scary moment for Silver when veteran defenseman/forward/centerman/floater Dustin "Big Show" Gangelhoff fell awkwardly into the boards. Although he didn't miss any shifts, he is considered day-to-day with an upper body injury.
Stars of the Game
1) New Mitch
2) ECHL guy's Crumb Catcher AKA Lady Tickler, Soup Strainer, Nose Neighbor, Lip Rug
3) Turd Ferguson
Silver has the second match up of the season against Teal tonight at RALSTON at 10:00 PM. Silver currently trails only Black in the BPHL standings due to tie breaker rules followed by Red in 3rd place. Come one down to Ralston Arena, we've got entertainment for the whole family! Good seats are still available.
Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true
Gambling Corner
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 15-9-0
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 6-3-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 5-10-0
Silver Games O/U 7-16-1
Silver/Red Recap
Silver +180
Red -190
Over 9.5 (-110)
Under 9.5 (-110)
Silver +2.0 (-110)
Red -2.0 (+110)
Silver/Teal Odds
Silver -310
Teal +270
Over 9.5 (-110)
Under 9.5 (-110)
Silver -3.5 (+110)
Teal +3.5 (-110)
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