This is the 100th posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league. He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.
Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another PRECIOUS METALS edition of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 4.02. Silver and Red played their season opener two weeks ago and it was a sight to behold. Silver scored early and often to jump out to a lead they would never surrender. The final score made the game look closer then it was at 8 - 6. Also, the last few goals let some breathe a sigh of relief while others cursed aloud.
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| PRESTIGIOUS LA ROSS SILVER HELMET MEMORIAL TROPHY Photo credit L.B. Jeffries Zach Voss - 5 G, 0 PIM |
The PLARSHMT & OBMASLF (and Faceoff Chain) were awarded to Zach Voss after a stellar performance, scoring many goals and looking like his offseason training program should have been followed more closely by the rest of the roster. When asked about this Voss was quoted as saying, "My body is a temple and I treat it as such. Some of my teammates bodies seem to be treated more like a garbage dump."
Don't forget to check out the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles that really capture the spirit of the thing over at the main blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com. Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.
Stars of the Game
Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 63-35-1
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 31-11-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 14-42-1
Silver Games O/U 49-49-1
Under 13.5 (-110)
Under 15.5 (-110)
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