This is the 90th posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league. He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.
Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another blissful article of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 3.38. Silver and Black were in a tight battle on Monday night with Black trying to avoid having back-to-back losses for the first time in the Tactical 88 era. Black brought a short roster with only 6 skaters, but to combat that issue, they brought in their ace goalie, Kilt Thespian. That and their secret weapon turned out to be enough to hold off Silver and win by a score of 8 - 7 (box score had 8 - 6 but that was due to their secret weapon). The head of BPHL officiating disallowed the 666th goal of his career against the Silver team alone, which at the time would have pulled Silver to within a single goal, late in the third period. Clearly deflated by the impossible call, Silver let down their guard for a moment and allowed Black to score their 8th goal, putting the game on ice.
The PLARSHMT & OBMASLF (and Faceoff Chain) were awarded to Natty Daddy again because he is the only player Hockey News! can confirm scored at least one goal after being granted access to the dressing room shortly after the coach addressed the team.
Don't forget to check out the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles that really capture the spirit of the thing over at the main blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com. Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.
Stars of the Game
Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 57-32-1
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 29-10-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 13-38-0
Silver Games O/U 43-46-1
Under 18.5 (-110)
Black -2000
Under 8.5 (-110)
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