Monday, February 15, 2021

Hockey News! Special Edition Vol: 3.30

This is the 82th posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league.  He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.

Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another monotonous article of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 3.30.  Silver continued their roller coaster ride of a season by dropping a heartbreaker to White last Thursday by a score of 3 - 7.  The season series for Silver against White is now at 1 - 3 - 0 with a +0 goal differential.  So at least they have that going for them, which is nice.  Silver cannot seem to put together a consistent stretch of games, losing big one night and coming out to win the next only to fall mightily again in the following game.  This may be why their record hovers right around the .500 mark.  Despite bein blown out of the water, it did not stop the BPHL head official from disallowing a Silver goal, he must have felt he was behind pace on the season and tried to sneak one in there.

The PLARSHMT & OBMASLF were awarded to the other team, but they declined the photo opportunity.

Don't forget to check out the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles that really capture the spirit of the thing over at the main blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com.  Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.

Stars of the Game

1)  Queen Whist
2)  Tenneman Cyst
3)  Turdy Parter

Silver is back in action Monday, 15 February at RALSTON Arena at 8:15 PM.  Silver takes on the first place Black team on what is sure to be the coldest night of this season, which is fitting because it will match the temperature of the Black team's collective ice cold hearts.  Tonight is boiling water night, bring a bucket and throw it at someone in the stands to make it snow!  Come on down to the Ralston Arena, bring the kids!  We've got entertainment for the whole family.

Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true

Gambling Corner
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 49-31-1
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 25-10-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 11-35-0
Silver Games O/U 39-41-1


Silver/White Recap
Silver +1.5 (-105)
White -1.5 (+110)

Over 10.5 (-110)
Under 10.5 (-110)

Silver +125
White -135

Silver/Black Odds
Silver +5.5 (-135)
Black -5.5 (+100)

Over 17.5 (-110)
Under 17.5 (-110)

Silver +550
Black -9,995

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