This is the 80th posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league. He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.
Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another SUPER article of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 3.28. Silver and Gold met for the second of another home and home series but you wouldn't know the difference since the results were again the same. Gold may have broken the Silver spirit going up by what one would think was a fairly comfortable lead at 7 - 1 in the third period. Gold must have had nightmares from losing to Silver because they surely did not believe that any lead was safe and continued to give 100% effort - sending two guys high in the neutral zone, firing non-stop stretch passes, viciously backchecking, and streaking for two on ones at maximum speed until the final horn sounded. The final score was 11 - 1 and the cheers could be heard all through the hallways at the War Memorial as Gold celebrated a beer league hockey win in true circle jerk fashion before all going to Runza for a free meal purchased by the team financier (that calls himself the coach).
The PLARSHMT & OBMASLF were put in a time capsule for it is unknown when a worthy Silver player performance will next earn the honored awards.
Don't forget to check out the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles that really capture the spirit of the thing over at the main blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com. Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.
Stars of the Game
Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 48-30-1
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 24-10-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 11-34-0
Silver Games O/U 38-40-1
Under 15.5 (-110)
Gold -1,900
Silver -0.5 (+105)
Under 12.5 (-110)
Red +105
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