Thursday, January 21, 2021

Hockey News! Special Edition Vol: 3.25

This is the 77th posting of the news articles from the Beer and Pretzel Hockey League written by the beat writer that covers the league.  He calls himself Dickie Dunn - his true identity is unknown.

Greetings hockey fans and welcome to another apropos of Hockey News BPHL: Special Edition Vol: 3.25.  Silver team fell to White on Monday night at the War Memorial in absolutely heart wrenching fashion.  Silver was tied or held the lead for the 94% of the game before White scored a shorthanded goal in an empty net.  Silver had not pulled their goalie, but as Silver net minder Martens raced out to play a soft dump near the dot, a White player dove, reached out, and tapped it back to where he had just vacated.  It was a one in a million shot.  With severely damaged spirits, Silver gave up two more tallies to solidify one of the worst bad beats in the history of sports gambling.

The PLARSHMT & OBMASLF were unawarded after the devastating defeat.  The Faceoff Chain remains MIA and now has likely been pawned at the nearest Sol's.

Don't forget to check out the archives of all your favorite Hockey News! articles that really capture the spirit of the thing over at the main blog site www.ddunnwrotethis.blogspot.com.  Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life, is a season ticket to Silver team's games.

Stars of the Game

1) Jo Hampton
2) Cartier Turdy
3) Queen Whit

Silver is back in action Thursday, 21 January at RALSTON Arena at 9:45 PM.  Silver and Red (Rust) will renew their season rivalry in their sixth match up.  Silver has had success on the season against Rust, going 3-1-1.  Come on down to the Ralston Arena, bring the kids!  We've got entertainment for the whole family.

Remember, Dickie Dunn wrote this, so it's gotta be true

Gambling Corner
Since 2/14/19:
Silver ATS 48-27-1
Silver Money Line (as favorite) 23-10-0
Silver Money Line (as underdog) 11-32-0
Silver Games O/U 37-38-1


Silver/White Recap
Silver +1.5 (-135)
White  -1.5 (+125)

Over 11.5 (-110)
Under 11.5 (-110)

Silver +120
White -135

Silver/Red Odds
Silver -1.0 (+105)
Red  +1.0 (-120)

Over 14.5 (-110)
Under 14.5 (-110)

Silver -115
Red +105

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